WTF: Sorry You’re Not a Scorpio Anymore, You’re a Ophiuchus.

It’s time to take a Xanax and prepare for an identity crisis. Your Zodiac sign may have changed. The Zodiac is based on the Sun’s position relative to Earth and the constellations. Since this was measured a long ass time ago, Earth’s alignment has changed. This suggests a 13th Zodiac sign, Ophiuchus. 2012 here we come!

Caution: You might have to change your tattoo

New Zodiac Dates:

Capricorn: Jan. 20 – Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 – March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18 – May 13
Taurus: May 13 – June 21
Gemini: June 21 – July 20
Cancer: July 20 – Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10 – Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16 – Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30 – Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23 – Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29 – Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17 – Jan. 20


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