Happy Pi Day!

That’s right, my fellow nerds, it’s that time of year again. Pi Day! See, March 14 = 03/14 or 3.14. Yeah, even nerds get bored now and then.

Here’s my favorite pi-related music video to watch while you eat tons of pie and work on memorizing the digits of pi:

Y’all should really read the lyrics:

When ink and pen in hands of men
Inscribe your form, bipedal “P”
They draw an altar on which
God has slaughtered all stability
No eyes could ever soak in all the places you anoint
And yet to see you all at once we only need the point
Flirting with infinity, your geometric progeny
That fit inside you oh so tight
With triangles that feel so right


Your ever-constant homily says flaw is discipline
The patron saint of imperfection frees us from our sin
And if our transcendental lift shall find a final floor
Then Man will know the death of God where wonder was before

Yeah, I know this Pi shit backwards and forwards
Check it out

I did three chicks then I pointed at the door
A girl entered in so that made it four
I snapped one time in came another five
Add ’em all up and that makes nine
The average age 26.5
Now that’s what I call gettin’ some pi
Five of the chicks wore 6-inch heels
Two of the nine squealed like seals
514 was the area code
Quebec, Canada my winter abode
And my 1.3 million dollar chalet

Pi backwards, pi forwards, all night and all day


Cool fact: I still don’t know what my favorite line is, but one that gives me endless dorkgasms is the one about triangles “fit inside you oh so tight”. See, Archimedes first determined the value of pi using triangles.

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