Sam’s Butt Rocket

I don’t think I will ever be able to over-play this old school American classic originally from Ebaum’s World. One question has always haunted me: Are these just closeted gay teens that need an excuse to see their friend’s ass.. or are they just plain and simple morons? You’d think it would be the second one.. but with quotes like these, I’ve never been able to decide:

“Let me put it in” // “You’ve got to get your legs up over your head” // “I wanna see it”

Either way, here’s what happens when Sam sticks a bottle rocket in his butt:

“Pull your sac up so it sticks out”


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  1. oh closeted gays all.the.way. especially the one that says “I wanna see it” the desperation in his voice is palpable

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