In honor of the 4th, I’m activating my tight pants.
P&C is holding a Slutty Zima Girl pageant today at the Holiday Inn conference room 1A, Winston Salem, NC. You must be slutty,and not pregnant. You will be holding a Zima bottle and posing for the latest homepage pic. BYOM (Bring your own makeup).
This is yet another completely disgusting & crazy, but necessary video by Leslie Hall. Leslie’s videos are a combination of creepy lyrics, shitty video editing, and awkward ugly girls in front of a green screen. It’s pure genius. She writes her music, collects gem sweaters, and sports a muffin top. This bioch is a true AmericanLegend.This is why P&C has chosen Leslie Hall to be on the official 4th of July Slutty Zima Girl pagent billboard.
“When I place my legs in a cage of spandex, I dance like hell to release the madness”
“I was walking through the Forest of Moccasin bread when I saw a troll boy wearing tight pants”
“Is that an angel baby?! No- that’s his dance moves.”