Ever been really intoxicated and randomly decide to search for “penis cakes” in Google images? No?! Well, I have. And here are the hilarious results:
Sometimes, you should give a head’s up
before giving an abrupt
Once you go chocolate, you lose all taste for vanilla.
] Detail is NOT
always a good thing..
With something this sexy, it’ll be hard not to play with your food.
Psshtt.. my penis cake is longer than yours.
. A Prince Albert peen cake. I wonder if that’s real metal or if it’s edible. Cause I’m getting hungry for some royal dessert.
With a quick glance, or from far away- this almost looks too realistic. Then you look closer and see those nasty spots.. anddd you’re relieved it’s just cake.
A cake topped with baby mole-rats?! I guess they kind-of
[?] look like penises? Oh well.. it showed up in search results, and was just too bizarre to leave off the list.