Inappropriate Google Image Results for “Urban Dictionary” Phrases.

The following is a non-legitimate definition/picture list of Urban Dictionary phrases along with a rotten Google Image result for each term. This way, you get two forms of stimulating media simultaneously. Find any we missed? Hit us up!

Dudette: A girl dude.

I swear that isn’t a man or a woman. It’s Justin Bieber.

Muffin Top: When a woman wears a pair of tight jeans that makes her flab spill out over the waistband, just like the top of a muffin sits over the edge of the paper case.

Is there anymore room in those jeans? MORE:

Suicide Wank: When your having a wank, just before blow the load, shout out “Mom” or “Dad”, then try and finish the job before they get into your room!

This picture is just absolutely disgusting.

Cosby Sweater: The sexual act of eating Fruit Loops, Fruity Pebbles, Trix, and Boo Berry- or any other ‘bright, colorful’ breakfast cereals- and then vomitting the tacky, dazzling mixture onto your partners chest. The result should look similar to the incredible sweaters that Bill Cosby wore during his highly successful 1980’s sitcom “The Cosby Show”.

…and Google image results bring back anorexic Amy Winehouse looking at snacks.

Sizzle Chest: A homosexual act performed between usually Greek or black men, which is traditionally noted for the mixture of semen in matted, generally dark chest hair. One homosexual partner will typically don an apron portraying a cartoon penis shouting “kiss the cook!!” and will also wear a chef’s hat. The submissive nubian then calls for a diesel load of seminal fluid which he then mixes nuturingly, to shape and condition his chest hair, conforming to the manner and style of today’s “afro.”

The definition- absolutely disgusting. The picture- currently printing in high-def for my guest-bedroom wall.

Chode: A ##&! that is wider than long.

A prepubescent biting a banana was the cleanest thing that came up.

Apocalypse Sex: Thoughtless, careless sex happening right before a major disaster or possible ending of the world, without thought of consequences.

Finally, a rational picture that makes sense.

Performance Anxiety: Anxiety concerning the act of defecation, most often related to pooping in public restrooms.

Great… more awkward preteens in mini skirts.


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