The Pregnant Barbie The one on the left is just wrong, distasteful, and disgusting. The one on the right is…well that’s just wrong too. Who the hell would give this to their child?
The Baby You Can Shave
First off- babies are (usually) born without hair. Why is Japan adding hair to fake babies for children to shave?
No- this isn’t a mass storage device. Plug “it” into your computer and every time you hit the “H” key, its eyes light up. Question is- why was this was ever manufactured? I don’t know, but I want one.
The Doll w/ Amputated Appendages
W.T.F ?? No comment.
Gross. Even if this was one of those “at home” dissection science projects for kids- why is the provided specimen a baby kitty?!
You stick your finger in, it makes a pixilated image, and you can poke shit. It’s completely lame. Where do I get one?
Sorry I Am Unintentional
First of all- what is this? I’m assuming it meant to say “Sorry, I didn’t mean to take a shit in the toilet and not flush….but actually I did because I’m cute and have a bedazzled headband”
Do it Yourself Vasectomy
This one is a joke but it needed to be included. It’s a magnet set. Great for the refrigerator. Highly inappropriate.