Eat Me Out, or Die

CAUTION! Offensive, gross, and hilarious. (I’m not just talking about the mug shot!) Sexual & disturbing article from a real police report.

Jackson County, West Virginia: A gross lady (Melissa Lee Williams) and her “estranged” husband are living in separate apartments but within the same building. On October 22, 2010, at only 6:30 p.m, Williams shows up wasted at her husband’s. Verbatim from the police report, she says to Mr. Williams and his friend: “Eat my pussy.” Then she starts to get undressed..

Melissa Lee Williams Funny Mug ShotHer husband declined giving her cunnilingus, but the other man, Adam, agreed. ..That was until he “became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” (Seriously. This is straight from the report)

Naked from the waist down, Mrs. Williams gets pissed. She pulls out a knife and points it at her husband. “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your ##&!ing throat.” That’s about when the police were called and Melissa Williams was arrested for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.

Much thanks to The Smoking Gun for sharing this funny police report and mug shot.