Paris Hilton Arrested for Cocaine Possession

08/30 UPDATE: According to this TMZ article: “Paris will be charged with felony possession of a controlled substance — .8 grams of cocaine.” Damn Paris! That’s all you were carrying?!

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Another one to the slammer!!

This past Friday night, sexier-than-Snooki Paris Hilton was arrested in Las Vegas by a motorcycle cop (classy). The police officer was following a black Cadillac Escalade, driven by Hilton’s boyfriend, that apparently had clouds of what he thought was marijuana smoke pouring out of the windows. He pulled the car over based only on the suspicion they were carrying pot.. but found cocaine in Hilton’s purse. (She REALLY needs one of our shirts.)

Paris was taken to the Clark County Detention Center but was released without bail around 2:45 am this Saturday morning. Her boyfriend, Cy Waits, is expected to be released sometime today. Their court dates are yet to be known.

Just this past summer, Paris Hilton was arrested in Port Elizabeth, South Africa, on suspicion of possession of marijuana.. but the case was soon dropped. Back in 2007, she spent 45 days in jail after alcohol-related reckless driving charges. So the news that she was carrying coke should come as a surprise to no one (we’re not talking about Taylor Swift or Miley Cyrus). What’s truly shocking is that she made the amateur mistake of blowing pot smoke out the window like a volcano.

Today’s Lesson: Leave the windows up and hotbox.

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  1. She is no better than anyone else. Just because daddy keeps bailing her out doesn’t mean it’s okay to do drugs, she’ll go to rehab again and be out doing the same thing when her time is up.

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