Lindsey Lohan, Born July 2, 1986. Made a motion picture debut in “The Parent Trap” at age 11.
Fame builds and she’s in a slew of other semi-hit movies.
Lohan goes ape shit and starts drinking & doing drugs.
Around the same time, she starts twirkin it with chicks that look like dudes.
She continues to party
Then Lohan starts flashing her twat…non-stop.
And becomes semi-anorexic
And in the end- everyone becomes obsessed with her sobriety, we hate to admit that we love her, and she becomes a huge bitch in court.