Everything you hear about this whole Charlie Sheen trainwreck / awesome-time sounds like some exaggerated, meme-ified internet joke.
“Tigerblood!” — “I’m a total freakin’ rockstar from Mars!” — “I’m on a drug–called Charlie Sheen!” — “I’m not bipolar, I’m bi-winning!”
These sound like those mispelled captions from funny pictures you see all over the internet. The scariest, really outrageous part about all this lunacy, though, is it’s virtually all verbatim from Charlie Sheen himself. He actually said this stuff. To make it less nauseating–let’s autotune it:
Winning.. Indeed. But let’s see what the children have to say: