Gangster Mom.. OR SOMETHING

CLASSIC: I BE-WEAVE HAIR SALON

This video is hands down, the best. I tried to call for an appointment but they never called back. Continue reading

WOMAN WAKES UP W/ RANDOM MAN

HUNTSVILLE, AL [no comment regarding the location].

A man climbed on top of a garbage can in the projects, crawled through a window, and got in bed with a woman. Yes, this story sounds like your everyday casting on the 5′oclock news. But- did I mention the victims are absolutely insane crackheads? I don’t know how the newscasters kept such a straight face. I would have shit pants.

I thought this was fake the first time I watched it…

Oh yah- they also remixed a song based off the story. It’s actually pretty amazing and is available on itunes and as a ring-tone now.  Excellent. WATCH: Continue reading

BABE25 DISCUSSES HER SQUIRT

“See the stains? … That’s from me. Squirt’n. And that’s not pee that’s squirt.”

Babe25 is back! (Remember the gap-toothed, self-proclaimed “queen” of Stickam? This time we get an unwanted look into her sex life.. not only does she teach us how to squirt on a squirt pillow- we also get to see the stains, and find out just how far she can squirt. This is real. This crazy girl was recorded while talking to her friends on Stickam. WTF! Disturbingly hilarious. (Thankfully, does not include nudity)

“These pillows are flat as a doornail.”
“I push. Until I squirt. That’s how ya do it, sis.”

ASIAN BOY DANCES LIKE SEX FOX

UPDATE: *New video: Click “continue reading” and watch the last one.

This is 100% unacceptable. A friend posted this BS on facebook and I almost soiled my recently bleached panties. It’s genius but downright creepy on 20 levels. The outfits are absolutely heinous and the backdrop looks like a bed sheet from JonBenét’s room. The piss blonde Marilyn Monroe ensemble [that’s what I’m calling it, shown below] is hideous and will now keep me up for days. Especially when the he/she MEOWS at the end. Sick as hell.

The slutty cut up gray outfit with the black booty shorts and bra is honestly pushing it too. This is all so wrong! I love it.

How old is this kid? I’m seriously going to throw up. Enjoy these videos!

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STRIPPER PROJECTS FROM HER PEACH

Warning: Only watch if you aren’t easily freaked out by crazy projectile vag squirting. WATCH:

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